By: William Lopez, Staff Writer

CHICAGO, IL — From the inventor of AutoBlow, Brian Sloan, has announced he is helping his most private customers keep their masturbation habits private by accepting 20 types of cryptocurrency across six ecommerce websites.

People who enjoy masturbating can now use cryptocurrency to purchase, the Autoblow 2, The Lifetime Silicone Stroker, the 3fap, strokers from the World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Contest and select products from Mangasm and Ladygasm.

“It’s a messy affair behind the scenes to accept cryptocurrencies, but I feel it’s worth it to help protect the privacy of my most private customers,” said Sloan. “Plus, many people find it emotionally stressful holding crypto since the value can swing wildly from one day to the next. Masturbation is a proven way to reduce stress, so every time holding crypto becomes very stressful, for example these days with the Bitcoin fork looming, I invite all holders of these currencies to come and spend them with me.” said Sloan.

Although most websites that accept cryptocurrency only accept Bitcoin, the above ecommerce sites will accept Bitcoin, Litecoin, Blackcoin, Dash, Decred, Dogecoin, Ether Classic, Ether, Expanse, GameCredits, MadeSafeCoin, NAV Coin, PIVX, PotCoin, STEEM, Stratis, Syscoin, Voxels, Vertcoin and Monero.

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