Wobbling Willy Debuts Dildos With Personalized Heads

SWEDEN — The ‘Wobbling Willy’ has finally made its debut online with a website that allows users to upload photos of a person to be replicated as a clay-sculptured caricature head that serves as the base of a dildo.

According to the Wobbling Willy website, “The binomial name Wobbling Willy was coined by a Swede in the year of 2015,” Wobbling Willy is a subspecies clone of Homo Sapiens and classified as the genus Dickus Erectus.”

Customers can upload the front, back and sides of the head they’d like attached to the dildo, which retails for $88 and is made of silicone.

“Down to the basics … we sculpture the head out of clay to the likeness of the photo you send to us,” the company said. “A photo of a secret love. Yourself as a gift to an ex-girl/boyfriend. You’re the one with the dreams and fantasies. Its then assembled with the Wobbling Willy silicone body.”

The Wobbling Willy website breaksdown how the toy is “A fully functional dildo with a twist,”.

Retailers and distributors can learn more by visiting Wobbling Willy.