Topco Debuts Three New Average Joes for Retail Distribution

By: Jack MacNamara, Staff Writer

Line swells to 21 pieces with the addition of Cowboy, Pilot and Entrepreneur

Topco Sales has added three new ultra-realistic pieces to its Average Joe line, a series of dildos shaped to emulate the everyday members fans might encounter in their daily lives. Known for anatomically accurate shapes and “typical guy” identities, Average Joe has swelled to a 21-piece collection with the addition of Luke the Cowboy, Nick the Pilot and Seth the Entrepreneur.

“Average Joe” offers an alternative to oversized sex toys and makes it easy for users to explore their private fantasies. Designed to realistically recreate the look and feel of an average penis, each Average Joe dildo is carefully crafted with unique details and attributes. Luke’s best assets are his medium-thick shaft, rounded head and gentle curves, while Nick has a thick shaft and prominent ersatz veins for those seeking girth over length. Seth features a pleasingly plump, veined and dramatically curved six-inch shaft, ideal for G-spot pleasure, as well as an extra-thick base.

“Average Joe has been one of Topco’s strongest sellers for years and customers love the attention to everyday detail that makes these dildos accessible to the masses,” said Topco COO Autumn O’Bryan. “From the names and professions to the effort applied to each toy’s look, Average Joe is made to help consumers bring their day-to-day fantasies to life—and there’s no doubt that Luke, Nick, and Seth will make fantastic additions to the popular line.” said O’Bryan.

Each ‘Average Joe’, regardless of its shape, size and functionality, is equipped with a harness-compatible suction cup base. Several pieces feature vibration capabilities while others feature both vibration and a self-warming function for an extra-realistic experience. All Average Joe pieces are phthalate-free, body-safe and compatible with all lubricants.

Average Joe is supported by colorful packaging with a comic-inspired aesthetic. A see-through window and explicit explanations of each product’s features lets customers know what they’re getting. And there’s something extra: a mini fantasy story that helps inspire shoppers to take home their favorite Average Joe. Planograms and marketing graphics are available upon request.