Original Dick Ruler Claims to Allows Men To Stretch Truth
By: Jack MacNamara, Staff Writer LOS ANGELES, CA — The "American Scientific Measurement Corporation" debuted the Original Dick Ruler, a specially designed measuring apparatus to help men stretch the truth. Available in time for the holidays, the "Original Dick Ruler" is a 9-inch wood ruler printed to 12-inch specifications, allowing men to awesomely exaggerate their [...]