While adult merchants are busy selecting their Halloween inventory selections, Mr. Hankey’s Toys hands them a gem with the Alien Breeder Collection that is sure to generate huge sales in both brick & mortar and online adult e-tailers.
Alien Breeder Is the Hot Spotlight Pick for Halloween
“The Alien Breeder is the perfect addition to any Halloween Party,” Founder and President of Mr. Hankey’s Toys Michael Mickey, told JRL CHARTS. “The Alien Breeder is out of this world and won’t stop until all humans have been bent over and implanted with their alien seed! Life on earth will never be the same again, prepare yourself for the ASSMAGEDDON this Halloween! Available in multiple sizes, firmness levels and colors.” said Mickey.
Retailers make sure to use Michael Mickey’s quote as it will be a quick and catchy eye grabber for your customers.
Retailers, review the official Description for the Alien Breeder for Halloween:
“Our planet has been invaded by aliens and their only goal is to BREED! They want to make you their host!
Eager to plunge deep inside any butt hole that is well-lubed with #BreedRCumLube, these Alien Breeders can take over your body, making you scream and writhe with pleasure as they work their way inside, inch by inch.
Article by: Andy Powell, Staff Writer
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