By: Paul Goldberg, Staff Writer
If you want to know what a dumb criminal looks like, look no further in the case of a man who is going to spend the rest of his life never forgetting that he has a criminal record because of a stolen plastic vagina decided to drop out of his pocket in front of cops during questioning.
You read that correctly! 30-year-old Andrew Bell entered the ‘Seductions Lingerie‘ located at 2244 N College Ave in Fayetteville, Arkansas last Wednesday night January 25 and stole a $15 sex toy.
It is alleged that Bell grabbed the sex toy out of its packaging and shoved it in his jacket pocket unaware that employees were watching him. Employees attempted to stop Bell but he resisted and smashed a glass counter as well as the front door and ran out of the store.
Luckily no one was injured during the robbery. When officers arrived and analyzed the situation, the immediately started a search of the area for the suspect matching the description of Andrew Bell.
When police spotted Bell, they went up to him for a discussion. According to officials, they knew instantly that Bell was the alleged robber because the sex toy fell out of his pocket and landed on the ground right in front of the officers.
Bell was arrested for aggravated robbery, aggravated assault, theft, and criminal mischief.
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